Saturday 31 January 2009

First Rant: Venus is Too Fat



Holy fucking crap, how ridiculous is this?!

If you are an art lover who wants a souvenir of some famous painting, but you are also a big fan of the Hollywood lollypop women, dieted to concentration-camp thinness and then further photoshopped down to be finally acceptable, this is for you!! Buy it now!

Image source: Daphne P. Winnebago and Aretha's Hat at Ten Apples and a Flat Sponge. She says in the comments that you can use her images, so I did.

Monday 26 January 2009

Jabberwocky

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Frumiousness

Frumious, adj
Definition: fuming and furious
Etymology: 1871, coined by Lewis Carroll, who said it was a blend of fuming and furious. He used it in both "Jabberwocky" and "The Hunting of the Snark" (1876).